I have a huge crush on every single fictional male character I've ever read about, ergo real boys are useless.
- Shane Koyczan, “6:59 AM” (via aliveunderwater)
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
“ Coward, did you call me, Potter? Your father would never attack me unless it was four on one, what would you call him, I wonder? “